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Christmas Wish List

Likes: Soccer, porn, my girlfriend naked, dogs, beer, beef jerky

Dislikes: Pink things

Who: Tucker and Abbie
What: Tucker brings Abbie out for a birthday dinner
When: Tuesday evening
Where: A nice Italian restaurant

( It was official. Tucker had always been and would always be a shitty boyfriend. )

I almost forgot how much fun Atlantic City is. I almost forgot how to have fun, it freaking seems like. Too much damn work and not enough fun lately. It's killing me slowly, but surely. I need to win the lotto and quit my job, I'm thinking. I'd miss the kids, but hell, I'm losing my awesomeness.

be home for dinner tonight, bday girl, i'm cooking

Another school year has begun. I swear, the minute one ends, another one starts again. I have some winners this year, as usual. At least 5 of them, that I know of, are in gangs. And I'm pretty sure one of my 8th graders is knocked up. Ah, the life of an inner city teacher.

At least the soccer team is kicking ass. I swear, sports, especially soccer, are the best way for kids to get their aggressions and energies out. It took me forever to actually get kids to try out since they claimed that soccer was "gay" but they're doing a good job and they're having fun with it. So that's good. We have a game on Saturday so everyone should come and be awesome.

It's my birthday, bitches!

Bring on the lapdances!

Who: Tucker and Hannah
What: KARAOKE!
When: Friday night
Where: Some karaoke bar in DC

( Under no circumstances would Tucker Joseph Burke sing karaoke in front of a crowd. Well...unless he was drunk. )

Who: Tucker and Eloise
What: Scenario #3. St. Patrick's Parade!
Where: Constitution Avenue, DC
When: Sunday afternoon
Rating: NC-17 for hardcore bondage

( While Tucker himself was only half Irish, he was of the notion that everyone was 100% Irish on St. Patrick's Day. )

Megan Fox is single. I have found my new mission in life.


Also, we have a staff vs. students basketball game Saturday night at the junior high. I want to be confident and say that we'll kick their asses, but let's be serious, these kids are huge and have been playing street ball since they could walk. And us? Well, we're, for the most part, a faculty of scrawny white folks. So come root for us and pretend we'll win or root for the kids since everyone knows they're going to embarrass the fuck out of us. Either way, come to the game. It's $5 a ticket, they're gonna be selling drinks (non-alcoholic, if you could believe it. I know, it's middle school, they should at least have some rum and coke) and snacks and the proceeds go to the Booster Club.

As you all know, tomorrow is Valentine's Day. So I'll be more than happy to provide anti-Valentine's dates to those women in need. These will not be tomorrow night though seeing as the idea of Valentine's Day and a big fat baby shooting arrows at people pretty much creeps me out. So this date will be Sunday night as I have no work on Monday. Thank you, dead presidents. However, if there's more than one offer, I will open it up to tonight and tomorrow night, if need be. Maybe extend it into next week. We'll see.

So yes, come on down, ladies.

Why don't we live in Arizona? And why wasn't that porno clip full-frontal female nudity?